I don't have any money to send MoveOn to combat this jerk so here's a friendly letter I wrote:

STOP CORPORATE BANKS BECAUSE THEY SUCK

almost forty thousand people have pledged to close their 'corprate' bank accounts - and I am one of those twenty four thousand BofA customers that is tired of being ass-raped all the time! Go Progressives! Yeah!
MOVE YOUR MONEY!!!

A Quick Warning...

iPHONE USERS ABOUT TO BE SCREWED  
-PCMagazine

MODERN CAPITALISM

As a lowerclass music enthusiast it is interesting to note:

woodstock '69 original ticket price: $6.50

All tomorrow's parties wknd pass: $235

holy fuckin' shit!

adjusted for inflation $6.50 is $38.20

Again, holy fucking shit, dude.

What's a poor slob to do???