CYCLIST RIGHTS watch

JERKASS ROLLERBLADER TOTAL DICK TO TODDLER

SPACE technologies

NASA's LCROSS TAKES AIM AT NEW CRATER!

DE-ICING RUNOFF TOTALLY BLOWS! E.P.A. TALKS ABOUT DOING SOMETHING

COSMIC RAYS HIT 50-YEAR HIGH!

ADVERTISING technologies

Here's a "Training Video" from the mesozoic...

MOVING technologies

Migration in USA has shifted from WEST to EAST.

Maybe I should build a house out of recycled plastic cinder blocks

SPACE technologies

INDIA ANNOUNCES SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH OF 7 SATELLITES

WATER ON THE MOON NASA's next moon mission, crashing into a crater (and seeing what happens!) 

ANIMATION watch

Blimps and swimmers, and a red beam coming out of the blimps!

Historical card playing and vengeance!

NEWS

BRIGHT LIGHTS IN SKY FROM WESTERN MASS TO DELAWARE!
MORE SLAVES NOW THAN EVER BEFORE!
BAUCUS BILL TOTALLY BLOWS!
MILITIA MOVEMENT MAKES COMEBACK!

CLIMATE DISASTER

Last month we linked a story on climate change and the bleak future for our planet's meat-eating population. We sincerely regret to inform you that delicious pork and beef are not the only victims of this terrible catastrophe; Now, it appears that pilsner beer, the sweetest of suds, will become endangered. 

Sadly, you may read that story here, from NEWSCIENTIST.

BICYCLE technologies

500,000 COPENHAGENITES bike to work or school! The metropolitan area has a population of 1,875,179.[WIKIPEDIA] That means almost 25%!!! That's impressive, for Danes!


HEY!!! If you are the average american, then you are spending almost $9,000 per year on your stupid car! That means you pay to make all those fumes and accidents! What the hell is THAT! But where does it take you??? Try the bicycle for short trips, at least, even if you aren't able to totally  DITCH YOUR CAR!!!

FLYING technologies

DOLPHIN technologies

AIRSHIP technologies

From Jacksonite Technologies

thnx classical scene

FLYING technologies

Full Screen This!!!

technologies NEWS

NASA Scientists Levitate Mouse
Man Keeps Tasty Arachnids for Pets, Atonement
Robber Spraypaints Face, Dies

CHORAL technologies

$3,000 tomato

DEATH TO BIKE THIEVES

SPACE-TIME watch

This Story from NEWSCIENTIST should confuse, then befuddle, then concern you. I think its about time I had some evidence that you're just a hologram!

As always, I have to recommend further reading should start with Terence McKenna.

CLIMATE DISASTER

This story from NEWSCIENTIST explains how global warming will make meat less delicious! AHHH!

BRIDGE technologies

From Jacksonite Technologies

food TECHNOLOGIES

From Blogger Pictures

Although striving to promote the positive, often hilarious beauty that is technology, JACKSONITE TECHNOLOGIES in no way supports modern food technologies. There are a few food technologies we support: forks and knives (but not spoons, liquids should be drunk), jars, bottles and barrels for canning and fermenting vegetables and spirituous beverages, plates, bowls, can openers, the boiling process over fire and gravy boats. These technologies help humans deal with food shortage and the general malaise, oftentimes created by and treated with alcohol.

There is, sadly, a large community of powerful, wealthy people who make bitchloads of money by coming up with new ways of streamlining the delivery of calories into your stomach. These people are smart and motivated. They are smarter and more motivated than many of you. But they also come up with many ideas that are not very nutritious. Some of these ideas are actually unhealthy.

The INTERNET is a very powerful technology. It has made many voices heard.

This from CREDO MOBILE:

"Dear Friend,

Massive seed corporation Monsanto -- through acquisitions and cut-throat business practices has cornered 90% of the soy, 65% of the corn, and 70% of the cotton market, and has a rapidly growing presence in the fruit and vegetable market, all without government anti-trust officials raising an eyebrow.

Not only that, but in order to grow to maturity, the entire line of Monsanto's seeds all but require the use of Roundup herbicide, trapping all of their customers into buying it. And who owns Roundup? You guessed it, Monsanto.

There is no question, Monsanto has become a monopoly.

I just sent a message to President Obama's antitrust chief Christine Varney, asking her to investigate Monsanto and its abusive business practices.I hope you will, too. Please have a look and take action.

http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/monsanto_antitrust/?r_by=5811-1647353-AeCtoTx&rc=confemail1 "

JACKSONITE TECHNOLOGIES AND THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY THANK YOU SINCERELY

technologies NEWS

Finally, airborne laser-planes! READ the ARTICLE

Japanese plan orbiting (wireless) power plant: READ the ARTICLE

Teenager builds flying machine, flies: READ the ARTICLE

LEGO house to have bathroom, shower! READ the ARTICLE

Radiation has consequences??? READ the ARTICLE

Perspective on artificial intelligence: READ the ARTICLE

My beer-can and hotglue prototype almost ready: READ the ARTICLE

Bring on the Rocket Planes! see Virgin Galactic launcher here

From DR SHOCKER MC

I need to see this kind of technodistraction...thank you dr. shocker!