Attack of the SpaceBalls!!!

Well the Mayans and the Druids may be at odds over the end of the world, but we all know that SpaceBalls are far more sinister than Nibiru and way more corny than contemporary Druids. (note the extra tie-in to the planet 'Druidia' from the classic Mel Brooks film...

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45770560/ns/technology_and_science-space/

I don't have any money to send MoveOn to combat this jerk so here's a friendly letter I wrote:

SWANSON PYRAMID OF GREATNESS