Star Trek Apartment

This man built a Next Generation Shuttlecraft apartment (and is losing it due to eviction)

mobile.nytimes.com/2012/01/28/opinion/banks-taketh-but-dont-giveth.xml

Walker's Op

Here is a bland column by Chuck Norris (but pretty funny if you imagine the voice of Chuck Norris saying this crap)

www.wnd.com/2012/01/my-endorsement-for-president/

-------JACKSON SENDS-------

Sinking Ships

A short article about Captains of sinking ships and how they composed themselves. Sounds like tripping and falling overboard into a lifeboat is very rare...

m.guardian.co.uk/ms/p/gnm/op/s4o6MswZdaJDrrz3VgWirMw/view.m?id=15&gid=world/2012/jan/21/schettino-should-have-stayed-aboard&cat=most-read

Here's some Enforcement

Check Engine? Fuck You!

War, disease, poverty, famine, Iran, shutting off the internet - these are the headlines that distract us from the more important issue of our age: Why the 'CHECK ENGINE' light is useless and should be illegal.

Attack of the SpaceBalls!!!

Well the Mayans and the Druids may be at odds over the end of the world, but we all know that SpaceBalls are far more sinister than Nibiru and way more corny than contemporary Druids. (note the extra tie-in to the planet 'Druidia' from the classic Mel Brooks film...

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45770560/ns/technology_and_science-space/